I received my 8th ticket in less than 4 months. Parking is STUPID! I am 90% certain I am going to buy a boat to live on. I’ve been looking around and I think I have found one that I like. Check it out here. I haven’t actually seen it other than the pictures but this is the type of boat I am looking for. I’ll keep it here.

So, if I buy the boat I have to give it a name right? What the hell would I name it? “Suck my wake”? Let me know if you have an idea…